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it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

I’m not even a lesbian but this made me laugh

r u sure pussy-destroyer3000

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maybe now we can stop doubting her intelligence just because she sings party songs

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am I qualified for this?

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television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

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this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck

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Age 5:i wanna be part of the xmen
Age 18:i wanna be part of the xmen

See what your follows think of you




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Please do this Ily

Please?? c:

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student:hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government:sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government:nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government:no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

Cuddle Buddy Application!





Big/little spoon:

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Orange is the New Black cast for EW

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Inside China’s Insane Witch Hunt For Slash Fiction Writers


I take for granted my ability to be a fangirl and a lesbian in the open, my freedom of speech. To be vocal about my joys, my erotic attachments. Meanwhile our fellow fans are being persecuted for what many of us experience as simple guilty pleasures. This is a vital issue and it deserves our collective attention.

A little more important than raging about some white girl trying to be kawaii.

When people can dictate your speech, they can dictate your life. Protect it like you would your very life.

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i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing

damn that’s some good ass sex right there

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